Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter. I already have quite an experience in that field.
You're right on the target in "The Wolf of Wall Street". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Totally! The director was like putty in my hands.
Which super power do you have?
Well... I hear infrasounds, since I was 2, mostly if the sun shines. Probably this is quite atypical in tall people with Chinese ancestry.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be James Franco, because I liked him as Hermione Granger.
An imaginary character you think to as an imaginary friend?
Arthur Schopenhauer, because of our shared moral standings.
You are always fit as a fiddle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of December I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and blue jays died by natural causes.
Can you tell me the square root of 143438025?
According to my speechwriter one of the possible answers is something around 60.
Do you know George Reed (a former fashion designer, now a gymnastics coach) from Glendale?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a rumor about George cheating on her with every stripper from Glendale outskirts, so their marriage came to a quick finale.
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