Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Summer Nights" by Olivia Newton-John.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Man of the House", a timeless classic whose sense has not been recognized by critics.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Wolf of Wall Street"?
Aye! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
What would you like to do right now?
Take a bath to forget the stink of flop you send forth.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have so little time to write. Last week I've read the back cover of "The Tell-Tale Heart", and I found it quite acceptable. Hence, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Edgar Allan Poe - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Get out! I'm a little aloof, quite hyperactive, surrendering and impetuous. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
Which is your trick to achieve eternal beauty?
Only few know it is a sponging with lukewarm jello twice a day.
Do you like to cook?
Emphatically no! But I like to create salads. My treasure is a mix of pastrami and lima beans, which I assume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Positively! You take the pastrami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix pastrami and lima beans with some Tabasco sauce and there it is!
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