A conversation with Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi born March 2nd, 1962 (Pisces)
During an unsettling gathering, Jon Bon Jovi was momentarily transmuted into a good-tempered goat (pixabay photo)

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never heard it before?
It is difficult to think there is somebody so luckless! As I like to say, my music is like a syrupy honey cake with an amazing heart made of gasoline.

Jon, are you superstitious?
Yes! I use to shout "dog!" to 3 random people before a significant work interview. Clearly not today.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight pneumonia?
WHAT? Pneumonia!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to project my aura, about 6 inches far.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Macaulay Culkin, because we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were in high scool.

Jon, do you like sheep?
No dice!

For which reason you do not like sheep?
Actually, they reek! And one sheep bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become a singer, so I may reconsider my opinion about sheep.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jon Bon Jovi's secret telephone number :
735429227 889929586 5848381988 2510632758 4769647010 9080620017 7323434252 383453968 3168179728 4318126537 2862327887 8752121793 2031207727 461866864 928038971 8719986099 6688840757 4332329664 316979734 6546559926
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