Jon, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Surely! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.
Do you use an alias when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from fans and stalkers
You bet! We'll go to extremes to steer clear of those barbarians. I usually employ the moniker "Jon Hemm".
What do you eat between meals?
Peaches with guacamole, a plum, three tuna slices, and some tequila.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Henry Ford appeared and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Johann Gutenberg.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt the basis of telekinesis.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jon Hamm, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of anosmia?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
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