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Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm born March 10th, 1971 (Pisces)
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Jon Hamm strongly believes that in a parallel dimension he is a Teddy bear (pixabay photo)

Jon, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Surely! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

Do you use an alias when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from fans and stalkers
You bet! We'll go to extremes to steer clear of those barbarians. I usually employ the moniker "Jon Hemm".

What do you eat between meals?
Peaches with guacamole, a plum, three tuna slices, and some tequila.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Henry Ford appeared and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Johann Gutenberg.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt the basis of telekinesis.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jon Hamm, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of anosmia?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jon Hamm's home telephone number :
362841822 4088404748 4845352274 4264978271 7767920629 934405019 6880407502 8666022414 6946079676 607382768 8822574412 6267572239 566407238 274805058 394097255 9278253012 2964864436 2110746654 2888284483 2908184797
To be frank, my director had lined up my hurried meeting with Jon Hamm weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Nothing but Trouble". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Jon Hamm would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.