We are here today with a special guest, Jonah Hill, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Jonah, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Jessica Simpson the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Sheesh! Apart from "Twilight", probabably it is "Jack Frost" or "Cool as Ice".
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Tarzan.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Read the obit of my worst enemy.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the abridged recap of the book "Harry Potter", and I found it passable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain J.K. Rowling - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.
What do you think about the current USA president?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard that Trump wants to sponsor an investigation that proves evolution is a figment of communists.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely an elk. A big, fat, quiet elk, replete and sleepy in a summer breeze.
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