Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to bullshit, coyotes, and phenol.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.
Jonah, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter, since I already have some experience in that field.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Galileo Galilei appeared and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Steven Hawking.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! I dig people's mind. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to move esteemed NASA consultants and depressed used cars dealers in the same manner. It's nice to hear that there are 12 plazas with my name in three different countries, not counting Andorra and Markovia, which I did not know they were countries.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too time-poor while doing very important things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to care about such technicalities. Usually, I have a squad of Harward dropouts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of pro buyers around the globe. For the garnments, I ever retain a team of surrogates, one for each body part.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm particularly fond of "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Sansoucie.
You surely mean, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry?
I seriously doubt it, however I've heard it both ways.
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