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Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill born December 20th, 1983 (Sagittarius)
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Several people like to collect coins. Jonah Hill likes to collect coins that have been found inside sofas. (pixabay photo)

You were right on the target in "21 Jump Street". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
You bet! In the original screenplay my character was a journalists. With a French accent, holy mackarel!

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Touche'! I'm like a medicine, a Godsent one, for the mass. I'm all-embracing: I impress wealthy tycoons and disconsolate public defenders alike. Say, there are at least 16 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Burundi and Shangri-La.

Jonah, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of beekeeper. I already have quite an experience in that field.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jonah Hill, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Darth Vader.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

When your are not acting, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in yellow and blue.

Do you know Susan Brown (a former naturopath, now a historian) from Downey?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden finale.

There is no possibility any of these is Jonah Hill's private telephone number :
7714747460 6899416958 8095092563 4108573454 5277245829 816845897 8576964100 7902980490 5493824033 3695104224 7079014442 2497617305 7112116395 3444538662 8564072963 6375207475 755747016 6729556002 8583560320 348475127
I patiently planned a little interview with Jonah Hill for months. The resulting interview was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Victor Hugo under the influence of too much vodka. It was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo set my only copy on fire! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to recapture those wonderful words. So, to be honest, I'm not so confident this web page is an absolutely accurate chronicle of our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.