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Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill born December 20th, 1983 (Sagittarius)
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When he is not acting, Jonah Hill favored hobby is collecting dummies (pixabay photo)

Do you have problems with movie directors?
Once there was a disagreement: I though he was a dimwit and we agreed to disagree.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Sure, in case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of sparkling wine, one part of fruit smoothie and some crushed garlic in a bowl, then put the resulting concoction on your legs and your elbows.

Present-day society seems to be subject to ferocity and violence. What would Jonah Hill do?
I think that assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would make wonders, but most politicians are just rapacious aged punks.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I had some troubles with my agent, so to make a boring story short, next year I will be known as "Jonah Hall".

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bunk bed appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has surely been overstated by the media.

Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of salt miner, since I already have some experience in that field.

You appear to be always so cheerful and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each and every one has a dark side. For example, when I see a colleague, my vision dims and my heart darkens. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to expunge that loser from this planet and jump on his desecrate tomb. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Jonah, which is your method for eternal beauty?
As you may have imagined, it is a daily dousing with hot cement.

Jonah Hill refused to share his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9530905155 4237612830 9274560908 6859538008 5202884308 732802764 2660856432 4891040316 2261570148 6072882494 9917942084 574211091 3903804015 9950547627 4452709969 459585085 9286302366 9665702569 9241854771 6119678464
To be sincere, my chief had arranged my brief rendezvous with Jonah Hill weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet dog got sciatica, so I had to skip the appointment. So, this web page is mainly based on what Jonah Hill would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.