Do you have problems with movie directors?
Once there was a disagreement: I though he was a dimwit and we agreed to disagree.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Sure, in case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of sparkling wine, one part of fruit smoothie and some crushed garlic in a bowl, then put the resulting concoction on your legs and your elbows.
Present-day society seems to be subject to ferocity and violence. What would Jonah Hill do?
I think that assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would make wonders, but most politicians are just rapacious aged punks.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I had some troubles with my agent, so to make a boring story short, next year I will be known as "Jonah Hall".
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bunk bed appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has surely been overstated by the media.
Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of salt miner, since I already have some experience in that field.
You appear to be always so cheerful and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each and every one has a dark side. For example, when I see a colleague, my vision dims and my heart darkens. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to expunge that loser from this planet and jump on his desecrate tomb. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.
Jonah, which is your method for eternal beauty?
As you may have imagined, it is a daily dousing with hot cement.
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