A talk with Jonathan Groff
Jonathan Groff
Jonathan Groff born March 26th, 1985 (Aries)
Less known fact: the second time he was behind the wheel of his electric sedan, Jonathan Groff unwittingly ran into a vagabond giraffe, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

You seem to be always so cheerful and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Every person has two sides. At times, when I meet a so-called artist, I clench my teeth and my sight blurs. And suddenly, I fight the need to erase that loser from the earth and jump on his desecrate casket. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

An imaginary character you think to as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe Aristotle, because of our innate spirit of enquiry.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to foxes, lye and whining.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a two in Boston, but a ten in Mongolia.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the monorail appearing in your last movie?
I don't see why such a trifle has all of a sudden caused such a big fuss.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your career?
Really? I did not. My father and I decided that I would have become an electrician. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you excel?
You know, I do a great imitation of a fox, mostly for kids or everybody willing to shed a pile of notes to see the performance.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: Sunday.

Jonathan : car

Q: cake
Jonathan : lounge chair

Q: coworkers
Jonathan : critters

I feel you are not in the mood.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jonathan Groff's secret telephone number :
8333472911 645393734 7967980182 4341854313 7094402461 2000671106 7088153556 8748985996 5749470843 7234727455 5458588651 4884627004 7572592833 3746529980 7928405619 6075554345 7650296176 442076239 6073372739 6862925232
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