A talk with Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Jonathan Rhys Meyers born July 27th, 1977 (Leo)
The thrilled face of fans who have encountered Jonathan Rhys Meyers (pixabay photo)

Jonathan, what's your favorite vice?
Oversleeping is an issue so my team of technicians have devised a clock that has hours of 53 minutes. I’m probably going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the thrilling rustle of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the soothing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the first word of your baby".

Which is your earliest memory?
Only few people know that I have the power of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in July. An almost magic summer night, balmy like the shade of an ancient tree. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like wolves. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me feel lucky.
My life is like a walk into the dangerous darkness. And I savor every moment of it.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Buy a polygraph for my dungeon.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their movies.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: James Franco, since I liked him as Keyser Soze.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will get a patent for my caviar-propelled car engine.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jonathan Rhys Meyers' private telephone number is listed here :
8590912911 6209599456 7210458538 897581933 4516745732 534586860 3492789652 969665859 9052041539 616947173 946945783 4277528325 872413256 5278316355 2184723000 6566693481 5396130592 609918660 4624740594 2759258917
I sat on my bottom for many weeks before being able to have a conversation with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The resulting article was mind-boggling, like "Great Expectations" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Thus, it was awfully deplorable that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I un-fainted, I struggled to recall those stunning words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a completely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and I'm starting to ask myself if it ever happened...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Odette Annable Rupert Friend Jean-Claude Van Damme Sam Heughan Kit Harington Alexa Davalos Liam Neeson Julia Roberts Luan Santana Chaka Khan Ludacris Shirley Bassey Sean Connery Jessica Biel Madonna Samuel L. Jackson Nelly Furtado Jerry Lee Lewis Stanley Tucci
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.