Jonathan, what's your favorite vice?
Oversleeping is an issue so my team of technicians have devised a clock that has hours of 53 minutes. I’m probably going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the thrilling rustle of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the soothing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the first word of your baby".
Which is your earliest memory?
Only few people know that I have the power of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in July. An almost magic summer night, balmy like the shade of an ancient tree. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like wolves. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me feel lucky.
My life is like a walk into the dangerous darkness. And I savor every moment of it.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Buy a polygraph for my dungeon.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their movies.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: James Franco, since I liked him as Keyser Soze.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will get a patent for my caviar-propelled car engine.
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