Who are your heroes?
Mark (the mysterious uncle of Lao-Tzu), Marge Simpson, and myself.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the exciting clink of two pieces of gold kissing each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the contagious giggle of a delighted kid " or "the calming purr of a content kitten".
Which is your secret for perfect skin?
It is a weekly soaking into fresh tomato soup.
Do you know Steven Howard (a former fire fighter, now an archivist) from Ontario?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about Steven cheating on her with every woman in a radius of 20 miles, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a quick finale.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yup! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I charm acclaimed neurosurgeons and obscure bookkeepers alike. It's nice to hear that there are 12 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Luxembourg and Krakozhia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Dang it! Apart from "Hobgoblins", which was a gift, I fear it is "Man of the House". I think Tommy Lee Jones was not happy with it afterwards.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to styrene, backstabbers and coyote tears (please, don't ask!).
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
O.K.! I'm cheerful, a bit indolent, opinionated and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.
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