An interview with Joni Mitchell
Joni Mitchell
Joni Mitchell born November 7th, 1943 (Scorpio)
The typical mien of her followers (pixabay photo)

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: moon.

Joni : word

Q: frog
Joni : word

Q: gift
Joni : word

You really know how to play...
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?

I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that musical.

What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by a Tchaikovsky impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not eat my neighbor's elk".

I read that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight bronchitis?
Oh, since always.

Joni Mitchell refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3214859426 3193062467 4916990881 9860070900 6850602888 4439471327 4460232797 8099781779 7473783466 2134063036 9511617654 269407595 8031331602 4548307736 3543173001 636666658 4867232756 5091885255 803219241 8670407849
I have a confession to make. My director had set up my brief appointment with Joni Mitchell several days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like collecting doorknobs or growing parasitic plants. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had after a copious dinner of raw onions and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.