In a letter appeared on European Journal of Theoretical Technology, dr. Ryan U. Watson observed that your movies are "a perfect paradigm of modernistic symbolic deconstructivism". Anything to add?
Well, I think that in his recent paper published on International Transactions on Psychological Research, prof. Reginald T. Rivera totally disproved that depthless assumption.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Ragaan. If I'm not mistaken, it is purple and yellow with a tiny gray weasel in the center.
You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and blue jays died by natural causes.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a stack of money in my pockets. You can stare at them in awe, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Joseph, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of lightning rod installer. I already have some experience in that field.
Joseph, where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I rented a ritzy castle in a secretive valley of Kiribati. The rent included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy and also a crowd of extras acting like paparazzi to let me feel cherished.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
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