A talk with Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan born May 16th, 1981 (Taurus)
Few people know that Joseph Morgan has registered a patent for a caviar-propelled car engine. (source)

What’s your biggest defect?
It may happen that I rap my fingers on bottles and also on people heads.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too hard-pressed performing very paramount things for all the people to care about things of no importance. Usually, I pay a number of Harward graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of professional buyers around the globe. For the clothes, I ever employ a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.

Nowaday the problem of brucellosis in koalas is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Joseph Morgan doing anything in this respect?
But of course! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($900/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of brucellosis in koalas.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 900 models that will be dispersed in Peoria as in a flash mob.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal chicanery.

You will ram into a totaled stranger from Tucson, a drainer named Albert with an orange peel in his left pocket. He will show you a map signed by the wicked pirate Sir Henry Morgan, that places his gold in a desolated abbey in Pennsylvania. Don't believe him!
Alakazam! That seems a little too specific...

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a superstar whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to reveal. Care to comment?
Do you mean K.W.? That was a totally harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.W...

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your father or your car may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is indistinct...

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Vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Joseph Morgan totally alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a professional mentalist from Los Angeles.
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