An interview with Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin born February 12th, 1968 (Aquarius)
During an uncanny gathering, the Ouija board has determined that Josh Brolin is the reincarnation of a neighbor of Goethe

When your are not acting, which is your favored pastime?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is a noble activity.

A well-known person you recognize as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Steven Hawking, because of our awesomeness. In my daydreams we both enjoy the company of little dogs.

Josh, do you have any superpower?
I say! I can shrink other people heads. However, this could be quite a nuisance in my career.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Josh Brolin, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Pleiondrilla cataracta, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

You're right on the target in "Oldboy". Were you given plenty of room to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

Josh, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal insanity.

Unwillingly, you are in an irritating condition that inhibits you from doing those things that you need to do. You can take your fate into your hands again by retiring for 5 months in a far-off cave in the most untamed spot of Louisiana.
Humph! You are dead on!

Josh Brolin refused to share his private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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