An interview with Josh Duhamel
Josh Duhamel
Josh Duhamel born November 14th, 1972 (Scorpio)
His early breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

In an essay appeared on Croatian Anthropological Studies, dr. Eric Brooks has described your movies as "a perfect embodiment of modernistic pragmatic mentalism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, in his article published on Canadian Engineering Annals, prof. Mark Taylor utterly refuted that dubious observation.

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of tonsillitis?
WHAT? Tonsillitis!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

Can you tell me the square root of 647506487?
According to my speechwriter one of the possible answers is 49.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very harsh, since there are places where it is difficult to find even a barely decent frankfurter with or without mustard.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
A gerbil.

What is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I gave assurance to my canary I would not imprecate in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the soothing rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the elated laugh of a light-hearted child " or "the consoling purr of a content kitten".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Josh Duhamel's private telephone number :
8240866048 908602671 3139381568 5793886436 8999338839 575934094 6063420926 7260916822 5047132517 2217932871 5231340710 5813998588 700244202 7031455296 6002128115 242848516 5392700053 9941064124 6147526441 9028671984
I set up an exchange with Josh Duhamel several days in advance. The resulting transcription was impressive, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Iron Man. It was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I tried to recapture those amazing words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not really certain this web page is a totally truthful chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.