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Joss Stone
Joss Stone born April 11th, 1987 (Aries)
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Many people use to collect coins. Joss Stone likes to collect coins that have been found inside davenports. (pixabay photo)

Do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue so my my personaly scientists have created a clock that has hours of 49 minutes. Well, probably you are going to blame me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Do you use a pseudonym when you book a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and aficionados
Sure! I'll go to any length to excape those troglodytes. I mostly use the pseudonym "Joss Stune".

Joss, should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of sunset photographer. I already have some experience in that field.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Emily Browning, since we were in the same chess club when we were younger.

Apart from singing, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
You know, I can balance an umbrella on my forehead.

Do you do your own shopping?
No dice! Usually, I pay a crew of Georgia Tech PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a group of pro buyers around the globe. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever employ a crew of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I rented a gorgeous palace on the secretive hills of Panem. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the affable estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the business in the interweb.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Doctor Who.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Joss Stone's private telephone number :
8015639490 2776187664 3184044703 508693402 223796821 4392987867 6891127939 468515682 393437201 369995788 3348617268 755602657 7600597314 498029094 454786048 690055198 4155936075 5870060223 5844626715 5960698490
To be honest, my boss had set up my exchange with Joss Stone months beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet rabbit got myopia, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a dream I had after a dinner of raw broccoli and beans.
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