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An interview with Jude Law
Jude Law
Jude Law born December 29th, 1972 (Capricorn)
In his secret grotto Jude Law is boldly trying to grow chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good indigestion cure?
In case of indigestion, mix three parts of sparkling wine, one part of fruit drink and some crushed garlic in a large bowl, then apply the resulting concoction on your wrists and your tongue.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

What is the fuss about the future Oscar controversy?
Surely, this is an elephant in the room.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jude Law, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Deus Ex" player.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "It's My Life" by Jon Bon Jovi.

Jude, you appear to be always so jovial and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each one has two sides. At times, when I face a so-called artist, disgust makes my bones shake and I clench my teeth. And all of a sudden, I sense an impulse to shutter those gazing eyes for good. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my character, I frequently doze on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can declaim "When You Are Old" by Yeats backwards in 5 different languages including Chinese.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Jude Law's secret telephone number :
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To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently lined up my brief exchange with Jude Law many days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like growing mosses or collecting pencil erasers. So, this web page is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had after a large dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.