A talk with Judy Greer
Judy Greer
Judy Greer born July 20th, 1975 (Cancer)
Judy Greer is presently writing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about sciatica?
Oh, since always.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the fateuil appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to repeat it: I was never near that fateuil.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a violet gerbil on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Judy, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a star whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with E.P..

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your cat or your office may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?

Let's forget about that non existent photo...

Judy Greer refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
9439973857 7295506541 590284867 3892406524 6205591034 656217471 5027879978 997347420 4073450295 3822089755 7552364063 7697825798 9346471111 893917038 3957271920 3901147044 2854626738 9642160565 8660353938 2842366153
I patiently sat on my bottom for several weeks for an occasion to have a brief rendezvous with Judy Greer. The resulting interview was mind-boggling, like "Of Mice and Men" rewritten by Robin Hood. Thus, it was highly untoward, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I assume) devoured my only copy! After I un-fainted, I struggled to recall those awe-inspiring words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page contains an entirely truly chronicle of our interview, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.