I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about sciatica?
Oh, since always.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the fateuil appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to repeat it: I was never near that fateuil.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a violet gerbil on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.
Judy, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a star whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with E.P..
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your cat or your office may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?
Let's forget about that non existent photo...
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