Could you confirm the rumours about your role in the rogue incident of Bigfoot photos?
Can I? Hell yeah! Do I want? Gosh no!
Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Pride and Prejudice" by Jan Auster.
You surely mean, by Jane Austen?
I doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing meals is a waste of energy. After all, there are canteens and diners willing to provide my daily dose of fats and carbs. In the few occasions I cook for my acolytes, I like to improvise salads. My gem is a mix of sausages and bean sprouts, which I assume can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the sausages and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and bean sprouts with some teriyaki sauce and there it is!
Judy, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
You bet your boots! My supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal malarky.
Unwillingly, you are in a vexatious position that deters you from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 5 months in a monastery.
The dickens! If I did believe in this zodiacal lunacy, now I would be a little broken-hearted.
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