Have you ever participated in a séance?
Aye! But just once. It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of King Arthur manifested and revealed that I'm the reincarnation of a Richard Wagner's cousin.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the ottoman appearing in your last movie?
Drats! My conduct was totally professional.
What do you think about the international situation?
Argh! It's hard to figure it when you live among piles of dough, but on our battered world there are nations where it is impossible to find even a tolerable frankfurter with or without mustard.
Judy, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in April I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and naturally deceased blue jays.
Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the corpses have the propensity to stick around.
Could you authenticate the gossip about the theft of the Sasquatch pictures?
People can't handle the truth!
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange tiger on my hand. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.
If I may say so, Judy, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Judy needs what Judy needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or mammoth jerky.
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