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Julia Stiles
Julia Stiles born March 28th, 1981 (Aries)
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In May Julia Stiles eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose recipe is an uncanny riddle we prefer to leave wrapped up in its enigma (source)

Julia, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without an albine tiger cub or baobab bark delivered daily to my door.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Sure! But just one time. It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the ghost of King Arthur appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Sigmund Freud's aunt.

What have you got in your pocket?
Fair enough! Because this transcription is a fantasy of your naughty neurons, I'm in my enticing undies, so no pockets at all.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Surely! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Dreamcatcher", a timeless jewel whose significance has not been perceived by the public.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Watch my favorite talk show eating fried chicken.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
You betcha! I suffer from an unreasonable fear for Smurfs, after a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've read the back cover of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Mark Twain - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Bourne Ultimatum"?
Dear me! All the other actors were gnawing garlic spiced bubblegums all day long.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Julia Stiles' home telephone number :
7081652172 7647784396 919971573 8614970462 608599615 5248052403 788147532 766224314 9014334950 8831828188 4612018249 6816764874 290177790 6879098527 6586270091 5139197306 698187258 7564979723 8321347996 4902272316
Clearly, vips are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Julia Stiles alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Julia.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.