Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to nonsense, wombats, and naphthalene.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was king of Russia. Or maybe critters exterminator, I could never decide.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Atlantis. It is red and black with a tiny yellow hedgehog somewhere. Atlantis is a nice but unlucky place. They are so needy that theft is legal from 2 to 6 AM.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, because of an uncanny accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite normal.
Can you support the rumours about the loss of the Yeti DNA samples?
Thou, droning ill-nurtured codpiece! How do you dare?
In a letter printed on Annals of Humanistic Herpetology, prof. Richard Q. Perry observed that your roles are "a tragic personification of present-day pragmatic vorticism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting paper appeared on Bulgarian Transactions on Quantitative Contextualism, dr. Joe Clark utterly rebutted that bizarre assumption.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my soul, I often take a siesta on a cot made of glass splinters.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the exciting rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, say, "the soothing purr of a content kitten" or "the first 'dad' of your daughter".
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