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Julian Morris
Julian Morris born January 13th, 1983 (Capricorn)
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Julian Morris strongly believes that in a precedent existence he was a virus (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to nonsense, wombats, and naphthalene.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was king of Russia. Or maybe critters exterminator, I could never decide.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Atlantis. It is red and black with a tiny yellow hedgehog somewhere. Atlantis is a nice but unlucky place. They are so needy that theft is legal from 2 to 6 AM.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, because of an uncanny accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite normal.

Can you support the rumours about the loss of the Yeti DNA samples?
Thou, droning ill-nurtured codpiece! How do you dare?

In a letter printed on Annals of Humanistic Herpetology, prof. Richard Q. Perry observed that your roles are "a tragic personification of present-day pragmatic vorticism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting paper appeared on Bulgarian Transactions on Quantitative Contextualism, dr. Joe Clark utterly rebutted that bizarre assumption.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my soul, I often take a siesta on a cot made of glass splinters.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the exciting rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, say, "the soothing purr of a content kitten" or "the first 'dad' of your daughter".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Julian Morris' private telephone number :
6272043805 3243860056 4736820054 9647168719 2120635995 3278282004 7179535700 7239839034 3587920483 9980880547 260735010 3449729376 3834801276 6824711387 867364698 275090452 237727097 5733651507 259766600 5077713494
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