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A conversation with Julian Morris
Julian Morris
Julian Morris born January 13th, 1983 (Capricorn)
Apart from acting, Julian Morris' second best choice would be the career of sunset photographer (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red ferret on my ankle. It contains a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Dallas outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

Julian, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Y.U..

I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is all right in your life and then for no apparent reason your house is frisked by the SWAT looking for some verboten things a dude has left there. Are we on the level?

I was joking, there is absolutely no photo...
What have you got in your pocket?

I got a stack of money in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Goethe. I played Spider-man until somebody got smart.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a roadkills collector. But, you know, things don't always go as planned.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Julian Morris' private telephone number :
734168276 9932317000 8834781016 819496100 9782177915 5786857970 3498833410 9036018295 607824801 6236760904 785148892 6387999841 3918033195 5836104707 8960154730 7766431538 9114956162 2770282362 677383729 7828225420
I queued up forever for a chance to have a hurried interview with Julian Morris. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like "The Da Vinci Code" rewritten by Iron Man. So, it was highly unlucky that my armadillo (on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to recapture those stunning words. To be clear, I'm not really so sure this web page contains a perfectly genuine report of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.