Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red ferret on my ankle. It contains a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Dallas outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.
Julian, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Y.U..
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is all right in your life and then for no apparent reason your house is frisked by the SWAT looking for some verboten things a dude has left there. Are we on the level?
I was joking, there is absolutely no photo...
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a stack of money in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Goethe. I played Spider-man until somebody got smart.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a roadkills collector. But, you know, things don't always go as planned.
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