What's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. See, it's possible that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Could you rebut the noise about your participation in the flimsy crisis of Kraken pictures?
By golly! It seems to me you are showing an incomprehensible desire to look at the other side of the grass, if you know what I mean. I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You like surprises, don't ya?
In an article printed on Annals of Practical Psychiatry, dr. David J. Reed has described your movies as "a tragic incarnation of contemporary contextual innatism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his interesting letter appeared on Texan Criminal Transactions, prof. William K. Harris totally discredited that preposterous theory.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Naturally! Here it is
Julianna, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a star whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Do you have any comment?
If you mean X.B., then it was an absolutely innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with F.L...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your dog or your partner may "accidentally" burst into flames. Is it all clear now?
I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
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