A conversation with Julianna Margulies
Julianna Margulies
Julianna Margulies born June 8th, 1966 (Gemini)
During her last scripture, Julianna Margulies has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

What's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. See, it's possible that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Could you rebut the noise about your participation in the flimsy crisis of Kraken pictures?
By golly! It seems to me you are showing an incomprehensible desire to look at the other side of the grass, if you know what I mean. I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You like surprises, don't ya?

In an article printed on Annals of Practical Psychiatry, dr. David J. Reed has described your movies as "a tragic incarnation of contemporary contextual innatism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his interesting letter appeared on Texan Criminal Transactions, prof. William K. Harris totally discredited that preposterous theory.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Naturally! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took the lust away from me.
A book, a photo lost in a drawer
the glum keepsakes of you.
You took away all that I had,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Julianna, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a star whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Do you have any comment?
If you mean X.B., then it was an absolutely innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with F.L...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your dog or your partner may "accidentally" burst into flames. Is it all clear now?

I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...

Julianna Margulies refused to let me know her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5701472188 802922535 4530212877 4158536836 469428454 2791516560 655107172 204031313 4567580078 6638584429 573185234 4419344196 8245237104 6585629943 3431341612 684089736 635877120 9969892086 435588082 3235943480
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