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An interview with Julianne Moore
Julianne Moore
Julianne Moore born December 3rd, 1960 (Sagittarius)
Because of a fatal error, Julianne Moore has signed an appeal against pandas (pixabay photo)

What is the strangest nightmare you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dark place. A strange aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got wasted at a screening of "Parting Shots" in a dreary drive-in near Las Vegas.

Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
In case of diarrhea, mix three parts of tequila, one part of fruit smoothie and some mayonnaise in a large bowl, then gargle with this brew every 15 minutes for 3 hours.

Are you superstitious?
You bet your boots! I need to hug 2 strangers who wear a green shirt right before a critical meeting. Obviously not today.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emma Stone, since I think we share a taste for dogs.

Can you deny the rumours about your role in the flimsy incident of Loch Ness monster photos?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! I think you are showing a hidden desire to put a spoon in the wall, if you understand what I mean. You know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $3000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can confess that I make my own brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Bacchacistia recurva, an almost extinct tree native of Molvanîa.

Julianne, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've explained my opinion in a letter printed on Bulgarian Journal of Ethical Issues.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt the ABC of telekinesis.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Julianne Moore's secret telephone number :
2890923127 576535462 5042107678 9890593110 2415308566 6282952727 6177968142 5231498211 276356116 5367505083 464948748 4132369683 708462460 4183752027 2669336374 488346352 290809885 7251539852 558386224 5313794469
My hurried exchange with Julianne Moore has been patiently scheduled several months in advance. The resulting piece was amazing, like it was written by the spirit of Jonathan Swift in his prime. Hence, it was highly deplorable that my cousin Andrew (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I made an attempt to recollect those imposing words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a completely truthful account of our interview, and so I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.