What is the strangest nightmare you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dark place. A strange aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got wasted at a screening of "Parting Shots" in a dreary drive-in near Las Vegas.
Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
In case of diarrhea, mix three parts of tequila, one part of fruit smoothie and some mayonnaise in a large bowl, then gargle with this brew every 15 minutes for 3 hours.
Are you superstitious?
You bet your boots! I need to hug 2 strangers who wear a green shirt right before a critical meeting. Obviously not today.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emma Stone, since I think we share a taste for dogs.
Can you deny the rumours about your role in the flimsy incident of Loch Ness monster photos?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! I think you are showing a hidden desire to put a spoon in the wall, if you understand what I mean. You know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $3000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can confess that I make my own brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Bacchacistia recurva, an almost extinct tree native of Molvanîa.
Julianne, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've explained my opinion in a letter printed on Bulgarian Journal of Ethical Issues.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt the ABC of telekinesis.
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