Julianne, is there a deep moral hidden in "Magnolia"?
Yes, forgive and forget - or something like that.
Julianne, do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. I’m probably going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have an orange penguin on my knee. It implements a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Las Vegas jungle, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have developed an irrational fear for mechanical typewriters, due to an uncanny accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.
Julianne, do you have any superpower?
I can transform into a red bobcat, particularly if the sun shines. Probably this is not so uncommon in ginger people with Norvegian progenitors.
Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Certainly! In case of indigestion, mix three parts of tequila, one part of energy drink and some tartar sauce. Put this potion on your forehead and your wrists.
Can you tell me the square root of 392886249?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 40.
Where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I rented a luxurious villa in a secretive valley of Kazirstan. The only difficulty was making a transfer in bitcoins to the easygoing estate agent from Nigeria that contacted me about deal in the interweb.
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