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Julianne Moore
Julianne Moore born December 3rd, 1960 (Sagittarius)
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In the course of her last scripture, Julianne Moore has developed a pernicious addiction to yak milk (source)

Julianne, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
I can tell this: when Pepsi Twist will be successful again I will be richer.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to liars, gazelle tears, and benzoic acid.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white anteater on my right buttock. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little disrobed.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my will, I periodically meditate on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and rusty barbed wire.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Do you use an alias when you make reservation for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck followers and stalkers
You bet! We do anything to ditch those nuisances. I generally employ the pseudonym "Julianne Meore".

Do you know Carl E. Russell (a former hair salon manager, now a music director) from Centennial?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was half a scandal about some warped photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a quick finale.

Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Probably that of sunset photographer, since I already have some experience in that field.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Julianne Moore's home telephone number :
9848991581 4839133480 8963522033 838847720 304403806 848728612 9175056476 549048961 5284766257 9586958706 5425341682 9111662784 2196209674 6187836908 8395696005 8010732515 2287369276 7353484589 3882441005 569411922
I patiently dawdled for weeks for an occasion to have a little meeting with Julianne Moore. The resulting interview was great, like it was written by the ghost of Sylvia Plath under the influence of too much whiskey. It was awfully unfavorable that my dog (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I made an attempt to recall those fantastic words. I want to be straight, I'm not really so confident this web page contains an absolutely precise report of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to question whether it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.