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Julie Bowen
Julie Bowen born March 3rd, 1970 (Pisces)
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Julie Bowen has initiated a petition for the universal reintroduction of the runic calendar (source)

Julie, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Happy Gilmore"?
Augh! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of compelling causes for that...

An imaginary character you recognize as your doppelganger?
As a poll suggests, Thomas Alva Edison, because of our artful hair style. In my dreams we both love cute horses.

Julie, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" I discovered that the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 1200000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I'm keeping in my pool, until the quotation goes up.

Julie, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are somehow impish, but I gave my word to my grandma I would not curse in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

You appear to be always so full of life and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I think that each person has two sides. At times, when I face another artist, my teeth chatter with fury and my heart darkens. And suddenly, I experience a compulsion to eradicate that fool from the earth and celebrate on her desecrate tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with it.

Julie, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in an essay to be published on International Engineering Transactions, written in collaboration with the renowned prof. Bill Foster.

You have been seen in an embarassing location with a famous person whose name or gender I've not the permission to reveal. Have you something to add?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.F..

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" swarmed by the FBI looking for some naughty material a guy may have "accidentally" hidden there. Are we on the level?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is probably a photo of my neighbors...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Julie Bowen's home telephone number :
7907917473 5678803563 9247218530 9797416058 4220823009 4358665194 7549762646 2597838393 3989912273 502930684 7261154904 4820784559 9173378959 3458547365 6521066055 2633623803 9753349257 7583712988 4438972893 3056914655
My boss had set up my brief rendezvous with Julie Bowen days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or grooming my pet gnu. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Julie Bowen would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.