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Juliette Lewis
Juliette Lewis born June 21st, 1973 (Gemini)
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As a kid Juliette Lewis showed an inexplicable inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

Juliette, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Juliette's sensation". During one of my famed wanderings in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an unremarkable tree unknown to botanists, now named Glossodantilla algida, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and balsamic vinegar. You have to be rich enough even to find it distasteful...

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to nonsense, koala milk (please, don't ask!), and hydrochloric acid.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
No chance! I'm a little rude, a bit lazy, obstinate and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is

The cat of despair
The white cat of despair
races on the foggy meadows of hallucination
when I look in the eye my life wreck.
If only it had been the pig of despair
we could have bacon at least.

What have you got in your pocket?
Great Scott! This is a tricky one. As this interview is a fabrication of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my immodest lingerie, so no pockets at all.

What's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite bizarre remembrance. I was cuffed by some men in uniform to an ominous metallic chair in the middle of a huge cylindrical room, like a concrete silo. There was a lunatic doctor wearing a hair-raising baby mask who was going to torture me. At the last moment, a task force of many people in black gear came down with ropes from above to my rescue and there is a fight with guns. One has a Santa Claus red hat.

Well, I believe that is a scene from the movie "Brazil".
Dog my cats! To be frank, yesterday I drowsed at a film festival.

A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe Queen Victoria, because of our awesomeness.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Juliette Lewis' secret telephone number :
7379858004 7240444820 5395654056 4534331347 5323257319 6026510979 936999477 8790758995 796582640 8346821038 7487555143 7293722246 5158156330 8999509517 2963227261 2896103054 683424945 8302171614 7375980749 8970147228
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently lined up my hurried talk with Juliette Lewis several months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Gigli". So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.