Juliette, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Juliette's sensation". During one of my famed wanderings in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an unremarkable tree unknown to botanists, now named Glossodantilla algida, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and balsamic vinegar. You have to be rich enough even to find it distasteful...
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to nonsense, koala milk (please, don't ask!), and hydrochloric acid.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
No chance! I'm a little rude, a bit lazy, obstinate and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is
What have you got in your pocket?
Great Scott! This is a tricky one. As this interview is a fabrication of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my immodest lingerie, so no pockets at all.
What's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite bizarre remembrance. I was cuffed by some men in uniform to an ominous metallic chair in the middle of a huge cylindrical room, like a concrete silo. There was a lunatic doctor wearing a hair-raising baby mask who was going to torture me. At the last moment, a task force of many people in black gear came down with ropes from above to my rescue and there is a fight with guns. One has a Santa Claus red hat.
Well, I believe that is a scene from the movie "Brazil".
Dog my cats! To be frank, yesterday I drowsed at a film festival.
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe Queen Victoria, because of our awesomeness.
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