I'm here today with a special guest, Justin Bieber, who just survived the mammoth task of his last album. Hi, Justin, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Christian Bale the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
Justin, what do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming drivel is just a feebleminded conspiracy of Naboombu's operatives.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
Which is the most embarrassing DVD in hour home?
Nuts! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "B*A*P*S". That was really a hiccup in the career of Martin Landau!
Justin, how do you invest the money you make?
I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme invented by a financial genius named Charlie Penzi, a pro of hedge futures trading. I can give you his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last weeks.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the recap of the abridged version of "1984", and I found it more or less passable. Thus, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain George Orwell - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Jawohl! But just one time. It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of John Maynard Keynes manifested and conjectured that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Richard Wagner's homonym.
Can you authenticate the buzz about your involvement in the shady business of Yeti pictures?
Can I? All right! Do I want? Indeed not!
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