An interview with Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber born March 1st, 1994 (Pisces)
Due to a bizzarre accident occurred to his cousin, Justin Bieber has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for dark places (pixabay photo)

Which super power do you have?
Dog my cats! I can shrink other people ears, since I was 4. Maybe this is quite atypical in blond people with Irish ancestry.

Justin, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Justin's prodigy". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Hymalayas, I discovered an unremarkable tree unknown to botanists, now named Melopogonella sarcophylla, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of plums and pickles. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

What would you like to do right now?
Drink something costly.

Justin, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants to transfer Hollywood from the liberal California to his beloved West Virginia.

When your are not singing, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that color-washing troll dolls' hair rests my mind. I like to paint them in red and orange.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
That's right! Even though it was my second choice. First one was emperor of Costa Rica. Or maybe carpenter, it was a hard choice.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
If I cannot sing my songs, my go-to karaoke song is "Story of My Life" by Zayn Malik.

Do you do your own shopping?
Positively no! Usually, I pay a squad of economists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever hire a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

There is no possibility any of these is Justin Bieber's home telephone number :
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To be sincere, my supervisor had planned my brief conversation with Justin Bieber many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet sheep got appendicitis, so I had to skip the talk. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner of raw broccoli and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.