A talk with Justin Theroux
Justin Theroux
Justin Theroux born August 10th, 1971 (Leo)
The typical appearance of his followers (pixabay photo)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that several years ago I was traveling with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the tent, under the moon, in the middle of nature.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: life.

Justin : death

Q: karma
Justin : genius

Q: hipster
Justin : stalkers

I don't think you are in the right mood.
What do you eat between meals?

Crackers with salt and pepper, an orange, two crackers, and some fruit drink.

Justin, you appear to be always so jovial and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each one has two sides. For example, when I meet a colleague actor, my sight dims and my teeth rattle with fury. And then, without warning, I fight a compulsion to erase that dunce from this planet and jump on his cold tomb. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Absolutely! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction: I impress esteemed cosmonauts and crestfallen public defenders in the same manner. It's nice to know that there are at least 12 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Tonga and Cardassia.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Justin Theroux's secret telephone number :
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I lined up an exchange with Justin Theroux many weeks in advance. The resulting transcription was imposing, like "The Big Sleep" rewritten by Magneto. Thus, it was highly untoward that my koala ate my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to recapture those stunning words. To be straight, I'm not really certain this web page contains a perfectly truly chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and I'm beginning to wonder if it ever took place...
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