Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that several years ago I was traveling with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the tent, under the moon, in the middle of nature.
Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Justin : death
Justin : genius
Justin : stalkers
I don't think you are in the right mood.
What do you eat between meals?
Crackers with salt and pepper, an orange, two crackers, and some fruit drink.
Justin, you appear to be always so jovial and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each one has two sides. For example, when I meet a colleague actor, my sight dims and my teeth rattle with fury. And then, without warning, I fight a compulsion to erase that dunce from this planet and jump on his cold tomb. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Absolutely! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction: I impress esteemed cosmonauts and crestfallen public defenders in the same manner. It's nice to know that there are at least 12 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Tonga and Cardassia.
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