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An interview with Justin Theroux
Justin Theroux
Justin Theroux born August 10th, 1971 (Leo)
Probably you don't know that the first time he was behind the wheel of his hybrid sedan, Justin Theroux unexpectedly ran into a sloshed panda, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
George Washington, Yoda, and myself.

If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made acting?
Take note: when shell necklaces will be trendy again people will stop laughing behind my back.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to levitate just a little.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.

You surely mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
Probably you are thinking to another book, however we can agree to disagree.

Justin, should you give up acting, which career would you choose?
Probably that of beekeeper. I already have some experience in that field.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to acetylsalicylic acid, paparazzi and hamsters.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Justin Theroux's home telephone number :
8641569682 4128911907 622409802 699842637 3876878550 4671973331 539622343 4316320700 9657317323 7499386781 6624587083 369672086 9031869232 9436438354 693242073 9146199586 4425503531 9580651932 450134322 636015202
My supervisor had scheduled my little interview with Justin Theroux several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet hamster got dengue, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a heavy dinner based on liver sausages and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.