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Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake born January 31st, 1981 (Aquarius)
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One of Justin Timberlake's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for flying a dirigible (source)

What is the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by a Nicolaus Copernicus impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my cousin's opossum".

Do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! I can awake the spirits of still living famous clowns. I believe this is not so atypical in blond people with Romulan progenitors.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and bizarre recollection. In his bed a rich fat old man is in his death throes. He has a crystal glass globe in his hand. Inside the globe there is a little wintery scene with swirling snow. As he bites the dust he mutters his last word, "Rosebud". The glass ball falls and shatters into little pieces on the marble floor.

Well, it seems to me this is a scene from the movie "Citizen Kane".
Dang it! To be honest, yesterday I fell asleep at a rerun.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
I'll do! I'm affable, quite full of life, amenable and calm. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.

Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you excel?
Actually, I can balance an ax on my nose.

Which is your next musical adventure?
Next week I'll release an esoteric recording of techno-trance covers of Elvis Presley greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Mongolian and Javanese. I worked on it for 5 years.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Tazbekistan, probably because there is my picture on it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Justin Timberlake's private telephone number :
3105315044 9635656567 394044886 9896727385 2453327081 6783519959 9515355583 6851114457 9337616130 718355823 9164672120 5578866709 2952847672 9671177580 7697016122 206426032 5166305941 5454539165 2664675684 616018493
To be sincere, my director had scheduled my interview with Justin Timberlake several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet cow got gastroenteritis, so I had to skip the exchange. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Justin Timberlake would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.