Justin, should you give up singing, which career would you like to choose?
Probably that of chimney sweep, since I already have some experience in that field.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very bleak, since in this suffering epoch there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a just passable cheeseburger with or without mayo.
What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the exciting clink of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the relaxing purr of an unworried kitten" or "the effervescent giggle of an exhilarated kid ".
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 800 fans that will be dispersed in Kansas City as in a flash mob.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and strange memory. In a wintery scene a man in anguish runs frantically in the snow, then he takes a cab. He knows the driver very well, but the driver does not recognize him. The cab arrives at a battered house and he searches for his spouse and his kids but there is nobody in the deserted house and nobody has lived there for long years.
Actually it seems to me this is a well known scene from the film "It's a Wonderful Life".
Drats! To be honest, yesterday I had a snooze in front of the dvd player.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Tahiti, if you have been lifeless you go to Winnipeg.
Are you superstitious?
Indeed yes! I often shave my left eyebrow a little before a significant meeting. Obviously not today.
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