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A talk with Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake born January 31st, 1981 (Aquarius)
In his secret grotto Justin Timberlake is compulsively looking for a way to turn lint into gravy (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have developed an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, due to an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt William Shakespeare.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, several years ago I was crossing Turkmenistan in a battered minivan with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the tent, in the very heart of nature.

As everybody knows, the problem of albinism in sheep is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Naturally! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of albinism in sheep.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Like heck! I'm very agreeable, somehow indolent, flexible and imperturbable. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is normal in artists.

When you were a little boy, did you see singing as a possible career?
That's right! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was emperor of the World. Or maybe dentist, I could never decide.

Justin, you are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in August I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I always liked Dinotopia flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is yellow and gray with a small brown chipmunk in the center. Dinotopia is an amazing but unlucky country. They are so impoverished they recycle dandruff.

Justin Timberlake refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3429483993 4241481392 6346065890 2743937661 634524848 8498612133 8839050587 7892166147 406221911 5936858139 3655197156 878198555 4795102495 2848825475 6766295927 4990317015 740785382 980683021 8775162702 7372115690
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