An interview with Kanye West
Kanye West
Kanye West born June 8th, 1977 (Gemini)
To fortify his ego, Kanye West often meditates on a hammock made of thorns liberally sprinkled with pepper (pixabay photo)

What would Kanye West do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is jeopardizing modern world?
You know, I'm sure that lending one million of bucks to every citizen would make wonders, but most administrators are just greedy decrepit punks.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Surely! I'm sometimes irritable, quite energetic, opinionated and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artists.

Kanye, do you like horses?
Don't be foolish!

Why you do not like horses, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one horse bite my grandpa's privy bits. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my position on horses.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: moon.

Kanye : noise

Q: hipster
Kanye : noise

Q: power
Kanye : noise

I think we are not on the same wavelength

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kanye West's secret telephone number :
7317551627 3311725128 4621538493 8007232732 2818472361 3238009786 454355851 2902040507 2883996910 9134183347 2545467749 8535272208 6381084922 3008786667 7344962785 4186693000 6238099149 204360139 2752617559 2734847492
Singers are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Kanye West alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.