A talk with Karen Gillan
Karen Gillan
Karen Gillan born November 28th, 1987 (Sagittarius)
As many Sagittarius people, Karen Gillan is subject to popcorn addiction (pixabay photo)

Karen, what is the fuss about the future Oscar controversy?
To be honest, this is a hot potato.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I don't know. I think I'm a two in Iceland, but a nine in Sacramento.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I really can't wipe my naughty bits with commercial brands. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Protocyphea nodulosa, an almost extinct tree native of Uruguay.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite hobby?
I think that collecting USB sticks is a noble activity.

Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to jackal milk, formaldehyde and idiots.

Karen, what’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I make advances toward interviewers. But I'm not that drunk right now so you will stay relatively untouched.

Karen, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" I discovered that the answer is chips! So I bought 1200000 boxes of chips which I amassed in my pool, waiting for the price to go up.

What do you think about the current USA president?
I'm a little preoccupied, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to devise a system to extract energy from old wigs.

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I sat on my bottom for many years for an occasion to have a little conversation with Karen Gillan. The resulting transcription was impressive, like "A Christmas Carol" rewritten by Flash Gordon. It was very lamentable that my neighbor by accident (I assume) ate my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to remember those marvelous words. I want to be frank, I'm not so confident this web page is a perfectly truly account of our rendezvous, and I'm starting to ask myself if it actually was real...
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