A talk with Karl Urban
Karl Urban
Karl Urban born June 7th, 1972 (Gemini)
Apart from acting, Karl Urban's second best choice would be the career of earthworms breeder (pixabay photo)

Is there a deep moral behind your "Star Trek Into Darkness"?
Of course! That life is dangerous, so eat your dessert first.

What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by the ghost of Albert Einstein. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not sell my uncle's ferret".

Karl, are you superstitious?
Yes! I have to wear something brown before a significant business meeting. Obviously not today.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a three in Reno, but a six in Tibet.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the armadillo appearing in your last movie?
Righty-ho! How did you find out!? I'm going to say this again for the last time: I was never near that armadillo.

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I guaranteed my uncle I would not curse openly, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A photo, a comb lost in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away all that I had,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Can you tell me the square root of 300479274?
I think that the answer is something around 72.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Karl Urban's secret telephone number :
5459823940 9776476196 2646950441 778134739 739073491 216894076 401258586 8371488671 547306443 945996858 2665014067 7111546989 5669725135 4368308140 2398497570 2680543242 3673670424 585728230 7012375920 5738901083
Clearly, actors are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Karl Urban totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Karl.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.