Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that years ago I was traveling with a special friend and we did "it" in the meadows, under the stars, in the heart of nature.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unlucky that I have little time, if any, to write. Last week I've read the abridged recap of the book "Lord of the Flies", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain William Golding - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Kate, are you superstitious?
All right! I slap 4 times my belly right before a relevant business meeting. Clearly not this one.
Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
Yes, in case of flu, mix three parts of scotch, two parts of coffee and some ranch dressing. Apply this potion on your feet and your knees.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure an opossum. A large, fat, tranquil opossum, well fed and dozy in a summer breeze.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days between cushions cuddled by capable servants, but on our suffering planet there are countries where it is difficult to find even a so-so hamburger.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to negativity, moose milk (please, don't ask!), and sodium hypochlorite.
Kate, what is your take of the last Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.
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