A conversation with Kate Bush
Kate Bush
Kate Bush born July 30th, 1958 (Leo)
At the end of her last public speech, Hillary Clinton has foolishly rambled about Kate Bush for 25 full minutes (source)

A well-known person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
As several people say, Milli Vanilli, because of our awesomeness.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was obliged by my agent, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight anemia?
Since my agent had it.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to koalas, glucose and whining.

What motivates you to sing?
Fresh air, because singing is like breathing for me.

Can you tell me the square root of 4087820826?
I've no doubts that the most appropriate answer is something around 13.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Kate Bosh", who allegedly is a former legal executive from Austin. That's quite annoying, but not as much upsetting as learning that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting obscenity in Turkish.

You have been seen in a compromising location with a vip whose name or gender I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with X.A..

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" frisked by the police looking for some illicit material a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Capeesh?

Let's forget about that non existent photo...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Kate Bush's home telephone number :
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Clearly, celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Kate Bush totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.