Kate, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Kate's prodigy". During one of my famed explorations of the Australian rainforest, I uncovered an unremarkable unknown tree, now named Leptospetia strombulifera, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of oranges and mustard. It may seem distasteful, but it may easily cause addiction.
What do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
I have the proofs that this global warming is presumably a grotesque plot of Qumar's operatives.
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Shizzle! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", probabably it is "Anaconda" or "Showgirls".
Do you have any scar?
I have a little anteater shaped scar on my left wrist, a relic of my tough clash with a drunk cow.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Oh sure! In case of need mix three parts of tequila, two parts of fruit drink and some Alfredo sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your ankles and your feet.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can balance a sigarette on my teeth.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my soul, I frequently sleep on a hammock made of poison ivy.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Shailene Woodley, because I imagine we both like canaries.
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