An interview with Kate Mara
Kate Mara
Kate Mara born February 27th, 1983 (Pisces)
Kate Mara's experiment to launch her cologne pour homme spiced with chili essence has been a colossal fail (pixabay photo)

If I may say so, Kate, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without a pepperoni pizza or spicy cotton-candy delivered every morning to my door.

Kate, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.

What do you think of the issue of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a messy problem. Anyway, my supporters will surely applaud my intention to purchase a submarine for the probable contingencies.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the condensed recap of "Fight Club", and I found it acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Chuck Palahniuk - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Are you superstitious?
For certain! I swear in Polish right before a significant occasion.

Kate, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a singer whose name I've not the authorization to publish. Any comment?
Do you mean K.Z.? That is a totally platonic thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with J.W...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some wandering photons spontaneously created an utterly random photo in which you wrongly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your cat or your father may "spontaneously" blow up. Are we on the level?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is actually a picture of my cat...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kate Mara's private telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom for years for the privilege to have an appointment with Kate Mara. The resulting piece was excellent, like "In Cold Blood" rewritten by Wolverine. Hence, it was awfully unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor by accident devoured my only copy! After I invoked Gandalf in vain, I attempted to recapture those awesome words. Actually, to be straight here: I'm not really certain this web page is a perfectly genuine report of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm beginning to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.