An interview with Kate Mara
Kate Mara
Kate Mara born February 27th, 1983 (Pisces)
Kate Mara is convinced that in an alternative universe she is a virus (source)

Kate, what is your take of the next Oscar controversy?
Surely, this has always been a hot potato.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly another word. Let me start with :
Q: moon.

Kate : word

Q: peace
Kate : word

Q: hunger
Kate : word

You really know how to play...
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?

Surely an anteater. A big, fat, placid anteater, sated and dozy in the summer shade.

Do you know Mary Martinez (a former marriage counsellor, now a conservation officer) from San Francisco?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about Mary cheating on him with every man in a radius of 20 miles, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the scorpion appearing in your last movie?
My demeanor was absolutely professional.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kate Mara's home telephone number :
3743563399 5942228754 3853963513 2932059887 6811430050 6579588554 2135497930 979881012 8158870238 4759649897 9044260036 7915072501 8241014827 8326636442 4818092559 6136400149 5527009783 5387858868 3601141288 9605204054
To be honest, my supervisor had lined up my meeting with Kate Mara many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had better things to do, like growing lichens or grooming my pet cat. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a generous dinner of chorizo and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.