Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have discovered natural products, I really can't wipe my naughty parts with commercial products anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Macaropsis sarcophylla, an almost extinct tree native of Costa Rica.
Who are your heroes?
Genghis Khan, HAL 9000, and myself.
Katee, what do you think of global warming?
I've already expressed my thoughts in a letter published on Annals of Alternative Organicism.
According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a famous person whose name I'm not allowed to release. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.S..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your cat or your office may "accidentally" start to burn. Are we clear now?
Now that I look it better, the picture is surely a fake...
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to inform people about acne?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
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