An interview with Katee Sackhoff
Katee Sackhoff
Katee Sackhoff born April 8th, 1980 (Aries)
During her last red carpet appearance, Katee Sackhoff has amazed her fans by wearing a Karvin Kline dress (the authentic Chinese sub-brand) entirely made of pine needles (source)

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have discovered natural products, I really can't wipe my naughty parts with commercial products anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Macaropsis sarcophylla, an almost extinct tree native of Costa Rica.

Who are your heroes?
Genghis Khan, HAL 9000, and myself.

Katee, what do you think of global warming?
I've already expressed my thoughts in a letter published on Annals of Alternative Organicism.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a famous person whose name I'm not allowed to release. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.S..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your cat or your office may "accidentally" start to burn. Are we clear now?

Now that I look it better, the picture is surely a fake...
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?

I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about acne?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

There is no possibility any of these is Katee Sackhoff's private telephone number :
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My hurried rendezvous with Katee Sackhoff has been scheduled many days in advance. The resulting article was breathtaking, like "The Count of Monte Cristo" rewritten by Mandrake. So, it was awfully unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (probably on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I invoked Spider-man in vain, I tried to recall those marvelous words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page is a totally genuine run-down of our exchange, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.