You hit the mark in "Riddick". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Totally! I'm used to extemporize. It's my trademark and directors oblige.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Helipleura tenebrosa, an elusive orchid which grows only in Borneo.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which forced me to fake an interest in good deeds.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the delicate issue of osteoporosis?
Without all due respect, I couldn't care less about it.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last winter I've read the condensed summary of "Jane Eyre", and I found it quite passable. So, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Yup! I'm friendly, energetic, headstrong and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is normal in artist.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer from an unreasonable phobia for butterflies, owing to a freak accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite common.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.
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