Are you superstitious?
Okey-doke! I use to spit on my big toe before an important social event.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My go-to karaoke song is "You're No Good" by Linda Ronstadt.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, the Washington Post will accept my essays.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.
You have accumulated a great deal of enmity inside that can detonate suddenly. You will overcome this only if you excuse or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Fair enough! You are spot on!
Can you support the hearsay about the loss of the Yeti photos?
Ho-hum! It appears you have an inscrutable desire to look at the other side of the grass. Capiche? Well, you know, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a tiger. A large, fat, quiet tiger, gorged and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.
Which is your technique for flawless skin?
As you may have guessed, it is an ablution with lukewarm cement once a month.
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