A conversation with Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl born November 24th, 1978 (Sagittarius)
As many Sagittarius people, Katherine Heigl is at risk of getting a candies addiction (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is a huge waste of time, since there are supporters and bars more than willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and sugars. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of bacon and lima beans, which I believe can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the bacon and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix bacon and lima beans with some relish and voilĂ , you are done!

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have little time to put down the words. Last summer I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Tell-Tale Heart", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Edgar Allan Poe - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little snail shaped birthmark on my left thigh. Probably my mother did dream a snail while she was expecting me.

Katherine, you seem to be always so positive and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each and every one has two sides. Sometimes, when I see a so-called artist, my teeth rattle with fury and rage darkens my heart. And all of a sudden, I fight the need to wipe out that dunce from this planet and pirouette on her cold tomb. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Robonia flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is gray and yellow with a little orange jackal in the middle.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Just Go With It", a real classic whose relevance has not been recognized.

Katherine Heigl refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8986206055 3896092354 7785816193 9896019542 6146203875 6549213485 6997615929 6995681677 953265806 893121762 2066659070 900821325 866221201 9203521104 8406154267 451928504 8415642557 6251704701 7563936082 6143013967
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