A conversation with Kathleen Turner
Kathleen Turner
Kathleen Turner born June 19th, 1954 (Gemini)
The usual look of her followers (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Why not! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Son of the Mask", a real gem whose meaning has not been fully acknowledged.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a gopher. A large, fat, peaceful gopher, satiated and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

You have been the recipient of several awards. Can you tell us which is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 10, I won the "Chocolate Sheep Cup" assigned by the city of Sacramento for "exceptional yet unrequested acting exhibition".

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Hell naw! I'm affable, a bit torpid, self-willed and patient. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

Kathleen, are you superstitious?
For certain! I use to paint my big toe in red before a significant occasion. Clearly not this one.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, get a manicure from a Nobel laureate just because I can.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of whiskey, three parts of energy drink and some relish. Apply the resulting brew on your wrists and your knees.

Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Probably that of gnats breeder. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Kathleen Turner refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3669806364 6732116205 341892528 2964555796 7561081727 8544729603 8869017572 5132567904 4404102113 8775083600 2636260121 472882043 6806050419 6381231692 3190554900 6407279606 7500716761 3321947796 6382508742 6350352876
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