In an essay appeared on International Philosophical Studies, dr. Kenneth Long has described your roles as "a perfect incarnation of latest pragmatic illusionism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, I think that in his interesting letter printed on Journal of Qualitative Conceptualism, prof. John Thomas utterly disproved that preposterous assumption.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to gophers, aspirin and negativity.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to move light objects with my mind.
What’s your worst habit?
Most people believe that I'm without defects, but often I drink beer directly from the bottle.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Bilbo Baggins.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Novistrana. If I'm not mistaken, it is purple and black with a little brown armadillo somewhere. Novistrana is a wonderful but desperate nation. They are so derelict their national hymn is the Big Red gum jingle sung backward.
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