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Katie Cassidy
Katie Cassidy born November 25th, 1986 (Sagittarius)
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Katie Cassidy's venture to launch a new eau de cologne line redolent of durian fruits essence has been an inevitable bust (source)

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Which is your favorite snack?
Chicken breasts with crushed garlic, a tuna slice, two tuna slices, and some lemonade.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is untoward that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've seen the cover illustration of "The Catcher in the Rye", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I told my agent to call the author - a certain J.D. Salinger - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of urticaria?
In confidence, I couldn't care less about it.

Katie, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to cash in your chips, so it's useless to dish out further wisdom.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Beethoven.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray squid on my arm. It contains a tracker, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Las Vegas suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Katie Cassidy's private telephone number is listed here :
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I arranged a hurried appointment with Katie Cassidy days beforehand. The resulting article was awesome, like it was written by Anton Chekhov at his best. Thus, it was regrettable that my doctor set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I made an attempt to recapture those jaw-dropping words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an absolutely genuine chronicle of our meeting, and now I'm beginning to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.